Lets crack some jokes………

Fun time everyone…………………..

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?


Man: I’m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife…

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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
New Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue… U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll
kill u.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What’s the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me?

Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.

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